Real Girl In The City

Have you ever thought how cool it would be if we had family award shows.  I know that some families give out awards at family reunions but what I am talking about is awards like the Oscars or SAG awards.  Where everyone could get dressed up and there would be dinner and the awards would be more like a roast then “Best Family Member in a Crisis”.  We like to think we all could win that but I am thinking of some that everyone wish they had the guts to give but don’t.  I would like to propose a few awards for this special show:

Family Member That Gets on Everyone’s Nerves

Family Member That Is Always Looking for a Hook up

Family Member You Never Want to Bring a Meal to the Pot Lucks

Family Member You Wish Would Shut Up Every Once In a While (I would SO Win!)

The Biggest Question Mark in the Family

The Biggest Gossip in the Family

The One Family Member You would Trade for any Celeb

And my favorite

The Family Member You Know is from Another Planet or at the least Another Family

See these would be the awards that would be worth watching.  Plus you could add so much more and it could get funnier (or meaner).  I think it would be hilarious.  Much better ratings then most award shows.  And think of the acceptance speeches

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